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04 Scream 4 - 2011 Horror English

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Hello?
Hello.

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Yes?
Who is this?

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Who are you calling?
Who am I speaking to?

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Wrong number.
Who was that?

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Nobody.
Did you pick a movie?

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Yeah. We're gonna go scary. Saw 4.
Ugh, I saw that in theatres. It sucks.

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It's not scary, it's gross.
I hate all that torture porn shit.

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How do you really feel?

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Well, I like Jigsaw.
I think he kills people very creatively.

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But you don't give a shit who dies 'cause
there's no character development.

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There's just body parts
ripping and blood spewing.

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Who do you keep texting?
I have a Facebook stalker.

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He keeps leaving me messages.
Yeah, like what?

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Just stuff. Like, "Hey, what's up.
You're hot. I wanna kill you."

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So delete him.
I did, but he hacked his way back in.

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So report him.
He's really hot, though.

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You wanna see?

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That's Channing Tatum.
It is not. Is it?

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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You are being punked.

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Hello?
Who is this?

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The more impatient version of the person
you just spoke to. I'm sorry.

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You don't have to be a bitch about it.
Of course I don't. Eat me.

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You hang up on me and I'll cut through
your neck until I feel bone! Who is it?

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It's for you.

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Hello?
Who's this?

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It's Trudie. Who's this?

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This is the last person you're ever
gonna see alive. We a prank. Hang up.

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Why'd you hand the phone to me?
You're the one with the stalker.

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Are the doors locked?
Don't freak out.

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Let it ring.

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It's from stalker boy.
He said, "Answer the phone."

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For God's sake. It's a joke, Trudie.
It's probably Lexi or Karen.

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Where are you going?
To make sure the front door is locked.

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No. Don't answer it.
You're overreacting.

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It's a joke, Trudie, okay?
Somebody made a dummy profile.

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They're just trying to scare you.
Wait. Who is it?

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I said, who is it?

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Let's call the cops.

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"I dare you to open the door." No,
Sherrie. Don't. No, don't, I'm scared.

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Hey, it could be anyone that we know.
Lisa, Bailey, Wayne

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Or the hopeful long shot, Channing Tatum.

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There's nobody out here.

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What does it say?

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It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."

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You're fucking kidding me.

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What?
That was so fucking stupid. Pure horseshit.

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The death of horror, right here
in front of us. I jumped. It scared me.

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A fucking Facebook killer?
You're kidding me, right?

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I guess now it would be Twitter.
That'd make more sense.

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A bunch of articulate teens sit around
and deconstruct horror movies

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until Ghost face kills them one by one.
It's been done to death.

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The whole self-aware, post-modern
meta shit. Stick a fork in 1996, already.

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I like the Stab movies.
They're scarier.

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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.

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There's something real about
a guy with a knife who just

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snaps.

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It could really happen.

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I can't do it.
These sequels don't know when to stop.

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They just keep recycling the same shit.
Even the opening scene.

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There's always some random girl
who gets a call and gets killed.

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It's all so predictable, there's no
element of surprise.

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You can see everything coming.

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Did that surprise you?

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It's your own fault.
Why?

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Because you talk too much.
Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie.

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Oh, my God, I love it. I've seen it five
times and it still gets me every time.

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You're kidding.
I don't get it.

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Okay. It's like The Twilight Zone.
Twilight Zone?

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A movie within a movie.
I get that. But it's illogical.

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It begs the question that if the
beginning of Stab 7 is Stab 6

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then is the beginning
of Stab 6 Stab 5?

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And, if so, what is Stab 4 about?
You're overthinking it.

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Am I? Or did whoever make
it just under-think it?

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There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.

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I can't believe you haven't seen them.
We live in Woodsboro.

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That has nothing to do with Woodsboro.

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I thought you said Stab
was based on true stories.

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The first three, the original trilogy,
is based off of Sidney Prescott,

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but then she threatened to sue them
if they used her story

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so
Then they just started making stuff up.

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Stab 5 has time travel,
which is by far the worst.

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Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?

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At least Woodsboro's known for something.

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Did you hear that?
No, I didn't hear anything.

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I did.

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Jenny, don't try to scare me.
I'm not trying to scare you.

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You do it all the time.
No, I don't.

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Where are you going?
I told you, I heard something.

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I know you're trying to scare me.
I'm not.

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What is it?

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I must have left a window in my room open.

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Could you get that?
Marnie?

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Yeah.

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Hello?
Hello. Who is this?

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Marnie. Who's this?

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This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.

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What?

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I'm sorry. I had to.

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You bitch.
So not funny.

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Somebody falls for it every year.
I don't see why you get off on this.

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Marnie?

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Marnie?

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Marnie?

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Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor.

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You know, you really
should direct horror films.

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Wherever you are.

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Let me guess. You want me to walk by an
open door frame so you can pop out, huh?

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Okay.
Timing, timing is perfect.

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But you don't have
the app on your phone,

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so you can't talk like Ghost face

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can you'?
Yes I can.

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Who is this?
Not an app.

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Is this Trevor?
Do I sound like a Trevor to you?

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Think of me as your director.
You're in my movie. You got a fun part.

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Don't blow it.
What movie?

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Same one Marnie's in.
Only her part got cut way back.

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But you, you're the dumb blonde
with the big tits.

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We'll have some fun
with you before you die.

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I have a 4.0 GPA and a 135 IQ, asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?

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She's on the cutting room floor.
That's not funny.

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This isn't a comedy. It's a horror film.
People live, people die.

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And you'd better start running.

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Marnie?

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What do you think?
Well, I guess today is the anniversary.

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Kids.
No, I meant the display.

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Oh.

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It's good. I told the owner I'd kill
his cat if he didn't get it right.

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Nice.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay alive!

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Shit!

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Sorry, Sheriff!

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Kirby.

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Hey, before you get in the car, you
have to promise not to kill me. Why?

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What did you do?
Trevor called me last night.

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Why is he calling you?
Because you won't take his calls.

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He knows I have your ear
and he wants to know. Know what?

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How upset you are. Look, can we just
not talk about this now, please?

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Fine. Fine.

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Okay, so Trevor called me last night.
He called you, too?

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He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro

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is distracting you from knowing now
Sorry he really is. That's inventive.

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Oh, God.

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By the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper?
Angel of Death?

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What are you talking about?
Your cousin.

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Sidney. Last stop on her book tour,
first stop on her road to a new life.

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It's very dramatic.
She's the reason why I love horror movies.

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I'm sure she'd love to hear that.
If I knew her, which I don't really.

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Wherever she went, people died.
Other people. It was never her.

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I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise
for her. It should be Final Destination.

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Okay, why is Jenny Randall calling me?
Oh, the other woman.

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Hello'?
Hello, Jill.

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I can't stand
Jenny? Is this you?

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What's your favourite scary movie?
 Okay, who is this?

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What does she want?

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I said, who is this?
I asked you a question.

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What's your favourite scary movie?

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I'm hanging UP.

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Wow. That was original.

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I got a call like that this morning
from Marnie the Carny. What?

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You just ran a stop sign.
Sorry.

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The Angel of Death.

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Morning, Sheriff.
Morning, Deputy.

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Joe.
Morning, Sheriff.

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Looks like the celebration's begun.
High school kids, probably.

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Yeah. One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.

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Sorry you can never get away from this.

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You know, I wish I'd been old
enough to be part of the force

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when you were solving those crimes.

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It's those intense investigations
that really bond relationships. Well, yeah.

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How is Gale, by the way?
Gale's good, she's writing.

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Fiction.

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Hey, I made some lemon squares.
They're in my car.

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Thanks, Deputy, but no thanks.
Sheriff.

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You're not cheating on your wife
if you eat my lemon square.

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Yeah, but I would be cheating on my diet.

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Sheriff Riley? Come in, Sheriff Riley!
This is Sheriff Riley. Go ahead.

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You gotta get over to the Randall house
right away. It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.

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The book is Out of Darkness
and its author, Sidney Prescott,

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is here with us today.

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Have the seven Stab movies, all based on
Gale Weathers' books about you,

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made it even harder to go on?
 I don't blame Gale. That's in the past.

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If I was a victim for too long,
it was up to me to reinvent myself.

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So I wrote this book.
Sidney Prescott, everybody.

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And rave reviews for her book,
Out of Darkness.

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Come on, Gale, let's do it.

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Let's reinvent myself.

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Except

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"I have no fucking
idea what to write."

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Oh, is that new?
This is the upgraded version.

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I am totally mobile now.
Nice. Look...

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Oh! This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer

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here with the luscious Olivia "Don't
look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.

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Here is my Woodsboro
Massacre anniversary question:

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What is your favourite scary movie?
Is that all you've got?

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Some stupid douche question?
Yeah, where'd you hear that anyways?

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It's a line from Stab 1, duh.
Hey, Charlie.

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You're a genre nut, Kirby.
What's your favourite scary movie? Bambi.

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That's funny, Kirby.

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Completely unaware you exist.
No, man, she wants me.

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Yeah, I wish, right?
Asshole.

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I think Charlie likes you.
And I like him.

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To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
You could do a lot worse, trust me.

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Oh, hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.

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Can we talk?

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Somebody cares about you over here,
you know?

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Someone who made you really happy once.
Someone who never should have let you go.

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When you're done with a phone call,
you let someone go.

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Or when you take someone to the airport,
you let them go.

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When you tell someone you love her and she
gives you everything,

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and then you just go out with someone
else, that is not letting her go.

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That's dumping her. Okay? That's...
That's betrayal.

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Trevor Sheldon, denied, live on Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer.

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What is your favourite scary movie, man?
I'll show you.

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And I began to believe myself that that
was all I was, a victim,

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and that was unacceptable to me.

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So I sat down,

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and began to write a new role
that would be my own.

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A role for a woman who could
leave the walls of fear behind,

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and step back into the sunlight,
out of darkness.

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Thank you.

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Okay, we're gonna start the book signing
in a sec, buy your copies while they last.

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I'm looking at you, ladies...

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Gale. I'm glad you came.
Congratulations, Sidney.

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I haven't had a chance to read it yet,
but... know where you can get one.

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Dewey! Hey!
Hey, Sid.

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Gale, you made it.
What are you doing here?

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Sid, I'm sorry, I gotta do something here.
I'm really sorry.

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Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.

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00:20:06,518 --> 00:20:10,768
I need you all to stay where you
are and remain silent. Nobody leaves yet.

231
00:20:10,851 --> 00:20:14,011
The Sheriff thanks you. Can this wait,
Barney Fife? I'm running an event here.

232
00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:17,226
Ma'am, this is a police event now.
What's going on?

233
00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:20,077
Gale, this is police business.
If you could just let us handle this

234
00:20:20,101 --> 00:20:22,184
I'm talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.

235
00:20:22,268 --> 00:20:26,434
Listen, there's a phone we believe may
have been taken from the scene of a crime.

236
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:30,476
Deputy Hicks has traced its location back
to these coordinates.

237
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:35,018
The rest is need-to-know.
I'm not "need-to-know"?

238
00:20:38,226 --> 00:20:40,643
Sheriff, it's ringing out here!

239
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:45,518
There.

240
00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:53,601
It's coming from the trunk!
Yeah.

241
00:20:53,684 --> 00:20:56,101
Dewey?
Gonna need everyone to stay back!

242
00:20:56,184 --> 00:20:59,518
Not now, Sid.
It's my rental.

243
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,351
Okay, we have an official crime scene.

244
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:14,226
Let's lock it down. Get that camera
out of here! Everybody back.

245
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:20,226
Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
I'm afraid not, Sid. Come on.

246
00:21:23,976 --> 00:21:27,101
Get back.
I just wanna see.

247
00:21:30,143 --> 00:21:34,976
Okay, essays are due Tuesday.
"Why Woodsboro is the best..."

248
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:39,643
Anything with an on/off switch
should be off, that's the rule!

249
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,518
Somebody wanna share?

250
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:46,018
Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
were murdered last night. What?

251
00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:48,809
What?
Stabbed to death.

252
00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:52,351
What's your favourite scary...
Shut up!

253
00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:55,143
Class is not over!
That was fast.

254
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:59,018
This week marks the anniversary of
the infamous Woodsboro Murders.

255
00:21:59,101 --> 00:22:01,268
Two girls killed the exact day

256
00:22:01,351 --> 00:22:05,934
local celebrity victim Sidney Prescott
chose to return to her hometown.

257
00:22:06,018 --> 00:22:08,684
It all could be something right out
of a Gale Weathers best-seller.

258
00:22:08,809 --> 00:22:12,518
And where is she now?
Well, living right here in Woodsboro.

259
00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:14,768
Mrs. Riley...
Hoss.

260
00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:17,309
First Lady.
Perkins.

261
00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:21,309
Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting
an interview. Great. I love interviews.

262
00:22:21,393 --> 00:22:25,143
You'll have to wait, Gale. Sorry.
Can't let you in there.

263
00:22:25,268 --> 00:22:28,934
What are you gonna do, arrest me,
Deputy Judy? If it comes to it.

264
00:22:29,018 --> 00:22:30,994
Civilian interference
with a police investigation

265
00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:34,934
poses many a problem in a court of law.
Okay, listen to me, Judy.

266
00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:37,018
I don't mind that
you're working with my husband,

267
00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:40,643
or that you even bake
him those little treats as you do.

268
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:42,202
But if you're gonna
start acting like him

269
00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:45,226
you gotta put a moustache
on because you sound ridiculous. Gale!

270
00:22:45,309 --> 00:22:47,059
Judy!
Gale!

271
00:22:47,893 --> 00:22:49,976
Deputy. Gale.

272
00:22:50,851 --> 00:22:55,351
Please. Sidney, if you don't
mind giving us a minute... Sid.

273
00:22:55,643 --> 00:22:57,059
Hi, Gale.

274
00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:00,184
Dewey, would you please
explain to Betty Crocker

275
00:23:00,268 --> 00:23:02,684
that I have every right to be here?

276
00:23:02,768 --> 00:23:06,268
If there's been another murder in
Woodsboro, obviously... What?

277
00:23:06,809 --> 00:23:10,934
That is not public information!
It's all over the Internet, Dewey!

278
00:23:11,018 --> 00:23:14,643
It is? Yes! The whole world
knows about it before me!

279
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,268
She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff. Hang on.

280
00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:25,768
Are you familiar with the phrase
"I wrote the book on this"?

281
00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:30,518
Gale, with all due respect

282
00:23:30,726 --> 00:23:35,226
I don't see how that pertains to...
Because I wrote the book on this!

283
00:23:35,684 --> 00:23:41,059
The Woodsboro Murders by Gale Weathers?
But you're not a reporter any more, Gale.

284
00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:44,684
And even if you were...
Don't treat me like I'm the media.

285
00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:47,018
I helped solve these things.

286
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:51,726
Three times, remember?
You and me. Together.

287
00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,601
But I'm the Sheriff now, Gale.

288
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,684
Right?

289
00:23:57,893 --> 00:24:02,226
What? You're not gonna let me
help you with this? I can't.

290
00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:07,726
All right, then I'm going rogue.
This is what I'm good at, Dewey.

291
00:24:07,809 --> 00:24:10,268
This is what I know how to do.

292
00:24:15,601 --> 00:24:18,768
Your lemon squares taste like ass.

293
00:24:20,143 --> 00:24:24,059
They don't. They really don't.
Thank you, sir.

294
00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:26,393
Sheriff.
Yeah?

295
00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:28,268
We've got a couple
high school kids in here.

296
00:24:28,351 --> 00:24:31,309
Two of them say they got threatening phone
calls this morning

297
00:24:31,393 --> 00:24:36,476
from the victims' phones.
Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.

298
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,559
That's Sid's cousin.

299
00:24:38,976 --> 00:24:40,393
Damn.

300
00:24:40,726 --> 00:24:42,059
Right in here.

301
00:24:42,143 --> 00:24:44,393
Hey, Jill.
Sidney.

302
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,059
Hi.
Hi.

303
00:24:46,934 --> 00:24:50,351
It's nice to see you,
even under the circumstances.

304
00:24:50,434 --> 00:24:52,018
You okay?
Yeah.

305
00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:55,268
So two of you got phone calls?
Yeah, us two.

306
00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:57,643
"What's your favourite scary movie?"

307
00:24:57,726 --> 00:25:02,518
It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
Or, I mean, you know, from your life.

308
00:25:03,351 --> 00:25:08,768
I'm Kirby, by the way. I'm their friend.
And the killer didn't call you?

309
00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:12,101
No. Is that a bad thing?

310
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:16,809
Does that mean that I'm not gonna
live as long as these two? No. Maybe.

311
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,893
"Of course not.
Just"

312
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,976
Just be careful. Oh, my God, did
you hear that? I'm gonna be next!

313
00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:26,184
Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.

314
00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:28,934
I'm afraid that's not really possible,
Sidney.

315
00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:33,809
Look, nobody thinks you're involved,
but everyone's a suspect. I'm sorry.

316
00:25:33,893 --> 00:25:36,851
And there was evidence in your car,
connecting the killer to you.

317
00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:39,101
You may be a material witness.

318
00:25:40,809 --> 00:25:46,184
So, you'll have 24-hour police
surveillance. That's comforting.

319
00:25:49,268 --> 00:25:50,893
This is Rebecca.

320
00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:56,809
Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes, it's true. Two girls butchered.

321
00:25:56,934 --> 00:26:01,768
Payday. I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
I was like lame PR move, right?

322
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:05,893
Well, fuck me wow.
Best idea ever.

323
00:26:06,351 --> 00:26:08,268
Henry, I'll call you back.

324
00:26:09,726 --> 00:26:12,893
Excuse me, I have to geek out. I didn't
get a chance to say something earlier,

325
00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:15,309
but it's such an hon our to meet you.

326
00:26:15,393 --> 00:26:17,101
Thank you.
Rebecca Walters.

327
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:20,351
When I was a kid, it was all about
Top Story with Gale Weathers.

328
00:26:20,434 --> 00:26:23,768
You were my '90s.
Well, it's Gale Riley now.

329
00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,643
You gave it all up for love, I know that.

330
00:26:25,726 --> 00:26:28,559
How long have you and Dewey been married?
Ten years.

331
00:26:28,643 --> 00:26:32,559
Just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow.
Wow.

332
00:26:33,851 --> 00:26:35,184
I didn't mean bad wow.

333
00:26:35,268 --> 00:26:37,410
It just always seemed like more of a movie
romance than a real one,

334
00:26:37,434 --> 00:26:40,809
because it was a movie and in real life
you two would never be...

335
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,643
Dug a hole. Climbing out here.
So anyway

336
00:26:45,726 --> 00:26:48,201
kudos on being brave enough to drop off
the professional map.

337
00:26:48,226 --> 00:26:51,351
Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished
brand?

338
00:26:51,601 --> 00:26:52,851
Listen, in about two seconds,

339
00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:57,393
I'm gonna "revitalize" your face
with my "tarnished brand"!

340
00:26:57,643 --> 00:26:59,476
I still got it.

341
00:27:10,851 --> 00:27:13,018
She's so pretty.

342
00:27:13,101 --> 00:27:17,851
When you think about what she's survived,
she must have scars everywhere.

343
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:24,018
Her mom was my sister. I have scars, too.
No one ever asks me about my scars.

344
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:29,143
I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
She means knife scars, Mom.

345
00:27:29,226 --> 00:27:32,351
Oh! Well, fine.

346
00:27:35,518 --> 00:27:38,434
How are you? How's Gale?

347
00:27:40,809 --> 00:27:42,434
I'm all right.

348
00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:49,476
But Gale, it's been hard on her.
Small town, small town husband.

349
00:27:50,643 --> 00:27:53,351
Not much to write about.

350
00:27:54,351 --> 00:27:56,559
You two okay?

351
00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:59,434
Well, I read somewhere once:

352
00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:04,518
"Just when you think things can't
get any worse, sometimes they don't.

353
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,309
Sometimes they get better."

354
00:28:07,726 --> 00:28:11,476
Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott,
page 220.

355
00:28:20,476 --> 00:28:22,518
I've gotta get going.

356
00:28:27,726 --> 00:28:31,934
It's nice to see you, Dewey.
We've been through a lot together.

357
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,601
And we'll get through this, too. Okay?
Look up.

358
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:59,643
Be cool. It's just me. Relax, relax.
It's just me.

359
00:28:59,726 --> 00:29:02,518
What the hell are you doing here?
There are cops right out front!

360
00:29:02,601 --> 00:29:05,351
No match for the ninja, baby.

361
00:29:07,226 --> 00:29:10,309
Anyway, what are you doing
in the house with Sidney Prescott?

362
00:29:10,393 --> 00:29:13,143
I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with
Jeffrey Dahmer.

363
00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:17,768
Can you please get away from the window?
You have no right to be in here.

364
00:29:17,851 --> 00:29:20,309
Not any more.
Hang on.

365
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:25,393
I heard you got a phone call
from the killer. Is that true?

366
00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:30,101
What do you care? Don't you think
you'd be a lot safer with me around?

367
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:33,559
I don't trust you, Trevor.
Hey.

368
00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:36,809
Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do. All right?

369
00:29:40,018 --> 00:29:44,101
Oh, sorry. I didn't...
No, he's just leaving. It's my ex.

370
00:29:45,601 --> 00:29:48,351
Yeah.
Her one and only.

371
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:50,518
Hi.
Hi.

372
00:29:51,059 --> 00:29:53,143
It's cool to meet you officially.

373
00:29:54,184 --> 00:29:57,893
I keep meaning to pick up a copy
of your book, but...

374
00:29:58,768 --> 00:30:01,101
You're smaller in person.

375
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:12,809
What?
Nothing. Just, you remind me of

376
00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:15,434
me.

377
00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:20,726
Lock your window, okay?
Yeah. Good night.

378
00:30:20,976 --> 00:30:22,018
Night.

379
00:30:24,268 --> 00:30:29,434
Sorry about that.
Just making my rounds before taking off.

380
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:31,393
Great. Thanks.

381
00:30:34,643 --> 00:30:38,143
You don't remember me, do you?
Sorry?

382
00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:43,393
We went to high school together.
Judy Hicks. We had the same home room.

383
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:48,393
And Drama Club, too.
We were in Peter Pan together.

384
00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:50,726
I played a Lost Boy.

385
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:53,976
You were Tiger Lily.

386
00:30:56,684 --> 00:31:01,143
I'm sorry, that was a long time ago.
It's okay.

387
00:31:02,018 --> 00:31:06,851
You had a lot of stuff going on back then.

388
00:31:07,309 --> 00:31:11,476
Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
You too.

389
00:31:31,351 --> 00:31:34,059
Four-letter word for courage?

390
00:31:36,268 --> 00:31:37,351
"Guts."

391
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:46,809
That's Olivia Morris. She lives
next door. She's on the list.

392
00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:50,268
She can live next door to me.

393
00:31:50,768 --> 00:31:54,184
Now seriously, Mary...
I'm warning you, okay?

394
00:31:54,268 --> 00:31:56,476
I'm gonna have to get physical.
I mean it.

395
00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,518
This is it! Fuck off!

396
00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:11,934
Hello?
What are you guys up to?

397
00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:14,476
We're watching Shaun of the Dead.

398
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:17,851
You know there are two zombies sitting
outside your house in a car? Yup.

399
00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:21,768
They're cops. You wanna come up?
Did the Angel of Death leave?

400
00:32:21,851 --> 00:32:26,684
No, she's in the guest room.
Forget it. Next door's close enough.

401
00:32:26,976 --> 00:32:30,476
Your mom home?
She's at her boyfriend's.

402
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:32,226
It's creepy around here tonight.

403
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:37,726
Well, the zombies are still in their car
so you should be all right.

404
00:32:37,809 --> 00:32:39,851
Call me tomorrow, okay?

405
00:32:40,768 --> 00:32:44,101
She didn't wanna come up?
She fears the Reaper.

406
00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,059
Watch this.

407
00:32:54,851 --> 00:32:59,976
Speaking.
What's your favourite scary movie, Olivia?

408
00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:02,434
That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.

409
00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:05,559
Speaking of Stab, have you heard
where the Stab-a-Thon is gonna be yet?

410
00:33:05,643 --> 00:33:09,226
No, and it doesn't matter to me anyways.
My mom doesn't let me go.

411
00:33:11,643 --> 00:33:14,934
It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
Trevor's calling.

412
00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:17,726
Again.
What do you want?

413
00:33:17,809 --> 00:33:21,976
I wanna talk to Jill.
 No, it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor.

414
00:33:22,059 --> 00:33:24,893
Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.

415
00:33:25,059 --> 00:33:27,434
What's going on over there?
Hang on a sec.

416
00:33:27,518 --> 00:33:30,309
What is he saying?
I'm not Trevor.

417
00:33:30,393 --> 00:33:32,226
What?

418
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:36,184
I can barely hear you, Trevor.
This isn't Trevor.

419
00:33:36,268 --> 00:33:41,018
Oh, all right. Well then, why do you have
his phone, whoever this is?

420
00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:43,684
He's trying to do Ghost face.

421
00:33:43,768 --> 00:33:47,309
He's being weird.
I want to talk to Jill.

422
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:52,559
Okay, well, she doesn't wanna talk to you.
Come on, Mr. Ghost face, whisper to me.

423
00:33:52,643 --> 00:33:56,809
Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
All right.

424
00:33:57,143 --> 00:33:59,476
How's the movie?
What movie?

425
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:04,268
Shaun of the Dead.
 How did you know that?

426
00:34:05,018 --> 00:34:10,018
Because I'm standing in the closet.
Stop. You are not.

427
00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:12,351
What's going on?
Trevor's being weird.

428
00:34:12,434 --> 00:34:14,476
I mean, if it is him. I don't know.
What?

429
00:34:14,726 --> 00:34:18,809
This is not fucking Trevor!
Well then, who the fuck are you?

430
00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:21,934
Open the closet door.

431
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:25,684
You do know
there are cops all over this house?

432
00:34:25,768 --> 00:34:30,018
I think I'd have just enough time to slice
someone open.

433
00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,434
I'll talk to him.

434
00:34:34,184 --> 00:34:38,518
What's going on over there, you guys?
Sorry. I don't know.

435
00:34:38,684 --> 00:34:40,434
Kirby. Kirby.

436
00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:44,851
Come on, do it.
There is no way you're in there.

437
00:34:45,143 --> 00:34:47,601
See for yourself.

438
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:52,226
Kirby? Kirby, come on!
Talk to me. This isn't funny.

439
00:34:52,768 --> 00:34:53,809
Kirby!

440
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:05,851
Liar. I'm over this.
I never said I was in your closet.

441
00:35:28,768 --> 00:35:30,893
Stop!

442
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,184
Hoss!
Help!

443
00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:48,851
Perkins!

444
00:35:50,059 --> 00:35:51,101
Shit!

445
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:49,351
What'?
Welcome home, Sidney.

446
00:36:49,434 --> 00:36:52,726
Preview of coming events.
Why don't you come for me?

447
00:36:52,809 --> 00:36:54,851
You got the balls for that?
Oh, poor Sidney.

448
00:36:54,934 --> 00:36:58,268
You think this is all about you.
You think you're still the star.

449
00:36:58,393 --> 00:37:00,643
This isn't a fucking movie!
It will be.

450
00:37:00,726 --> 00:37:03,559
These are innocent people.
Spare me the lecture.

451
00:37:03,643 --> 00:37:05,869
You've done very well by all this
bloodshed, haven't you?

452
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:09,934
Well, how about the town you left behind?
I've got plans for you.

453
00:37:10,018 --> 00:37:14,726
I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you
don't blink when I stab you in the face.

454
00:37:14,809 --> 00:37:19,559
You'll die when I want you to, Sidney.
Not a moment before. Until then

455
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:22,226
you're going to suffer.

456
00:37:22,934 --> 00:37:25,018
Sidney!
Jill.

457
00:37:25,684 --> 00:37:27,268
Stay right there!

458
00:37:27,726 --> 00:37:30,309
Is she...
Do not look. Okay?

459
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,976
She said you were the Angel of Death.

460
00:37:56,018 --> 00:37:58,809
What's going on?
He's in here.

461
00:37:59,518 --> 00:38:01,809
Where is he?

462
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,226
Ma'am?

463
00:38:04,143 --> 00:38:05,851
He was.

464
00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:08,726
We'll check out back.
Jill?

465
00:38:10,268 --> 00:38:12,143
Don't.

466
00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:22,143
What happened?

467
00:38:25,559 --> 00:38:29,851
Jesus! Hey, it's me, I'm here.
Let's go. Let's go.

468
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:33,726
That's it. All right?
Jill?

469
00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:37,101
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Here, keep pressure on it.

470
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:39,684
There's nobody back there.

471
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,893
Oz, call it in.
Right.

472
00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:45,726
Hey. Are you okay?

473
00:38:46,768 --> 00:38:49,559
You should look upstairs.

474
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:09,726
It's all your fault, Sidney.

475
00:39:10,268 --> 00:39:14,476
You're just like your mother!
Officer, get this people out of the way.

476
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:17,768
I thought this was over!
Leave her alone.

477
00:39:22,268 --> 00:39:24,643
I'm sorry about what I said.

478
00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:28,268
Do you wanna get that looked at?

479
00:39:28,643 --> 00:39:29,726
Yeah.

480
00:39:31,768 --> 00:39:34,143
What the hell happened?
Okay.

481
00:39:34,226 --> 00:39:37,101
I saw him go into that yard two houses
down right before.

482
00:39:37,184 --> 00:39:41,226
Yeah, and I circled around to cut him off.
And?

483
00:39:41,393 --> 00:39:43,559
And I met Hoss
coming from the other direction.

484
00:39:43,643 --> 00:39:47,268
He must've circled back around somehow.
He's like a ghost.

485
00:39:47,393 --> 00:39:50,601
Chief, we're sorry.
We feel terrible.

486
00:39:51,101 --> 00:39:53,434
All right.
Get outta here.

487
00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:10,893
This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
webcasting live in our darkest hour.

488
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,351
What began as a day of remembrance
has ended with serial murder.

489
00:40:14,434 --> 00:40:18,184
Olivia Morris, who officially will never
go out with me, is dead.

490
00:40:18,268 --> 00:40:20,434
So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.

491
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:25,059
Our local legacy, the Stab movies,
is coming to life. Excuse me.

492
00:40:25,851 --> 00:40:28,851
Are you recording with that thing?
Live video blog upload.

493
00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:31,351
He's webcasting right now.
Mind turning it off?

494
00:40:31,434 --> 00:40:34,809
For a little old-school "off the record"?
Can't. Owe it to my audience.

495
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,643
Turn that fucking thing off.
Okay.

496
00:40:39,434 --> 00:40:43,684
So, you two are the boys that run
the movie club at Woodsboro High?

497
00:40:43,768 --> 00:40:47,934
Charlie runs it. I'm just V.P. In case
he takes a bullet. It's called Cinema Club.

498
00:40:48,434 --> 00:40:52,726
So you must have a very unique insight
into the movie buffs at your school.

499
00:40:53,476 --> 00:40:54,518
Maybe.

500
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:59,268
What if we could catch the killer
by working together?

501
00:40:59,351 --> 00:41:01,601
Two generations of cutting-edge
journalists

502
00:41:01,684 --> 00:41:06,393
intertwining our passions for media?
What would you say?

503
00:41:07,226 --> 00:41:10,226
I love you.
Very good.

504
00:41:10,309 --> 00:41:14,018
Now you give me your expertise on the gore
geek scene at Woodsboro High,

505
00:41:14,101 --> 00:41:16,684
and maybe I give you something in
return.

506
00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:22,101
Say a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club?
By me.

507
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:26,809
What about Sidney?
What about Sidney?

508
00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:29,851
Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her.

509
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:33,143
No of fence, but that'd be
a big deal for Cinema Club.

510
00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:36,184
A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.

511
00:41:36,268 --> 00:41:40,143
Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe
to my J.K. Rowling.

512
00:41:40,559 --> 00:41:44,601
Without the book sales and the box office.
Whatever.

513
00:41:48,018 --> 00:41:51,476
There's no broken bones.
I think you'll be fine. Take it easy.

514
00:41:55,684 --> 00:41:58,101
80, Sidney, ooh, ow.

515
00:41:58,184 --> 00:41:59,809
Anyway, long story short...

516
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,809
Random wants to look you in to three
more books now.

517
00:42:03,059 --> 00:42:06,601
See the blank line in your contract?
You can name your price.

518
00:42:06,726 --> 00:42:08,660
And as soon as you're clear in this
investigation...

519
00:42:08,684 --> 00:42:10,243
We're on the next plane to New York.

520
00:42:10,268 --> 00:42:14,059
I booked Today, The View, Nancy
Grace, MTV News... Excuse me.

521
00:42:14,143 --> 00:42:17,601
Can I ask you a question?
Did you read my book?

522
00:42:19,601 --> 00:42:22,976
Thought I'd wait for the movie.
Book tour's over.

523
00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:24,434
Sidney.

524
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:29,643
Accept your situation.
You're a victim. For life.

525
00:42:29,809 --> 00:42:32,768
So embrace it, use it.

526
00:42:33,476 --> 00:42:35,268
I know you care about your readers.

527
00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:36,893
All those little downtrodden fucks

528
00:42:36,976 --> 00:42:38,285
that just need a light at the end of
their tunnel,

529
00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:40,976
so they don't jump off a bridge.
And a lucky break like this?

530
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:44,559
I'm talking 100% increase in sales,
minimum.

531
00:42:44,643 --> 00:42:46,893
That's maybe a million more people
get your message,

532
00:42:46,976 --> 00:42:50,351
and you get a ton more checks.
Win-win.

533
00:42:51,976 --> 00:42:54,434
I won't be needing you any more.
Sidney.

534
00:42:54,518 --> 00:42:55,768
You're fired.

535
00:42:55,851 --> 00:42:58,768
Fired?
Fired.

536
00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:00,559
Fine.

537
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:24,851
"Have you even read my book, Rebecca?"

538
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:40,184
The problem with Sidney is
that she never gets laid.

539
00:43:40,268 --> 00:43:43,018
Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.

540
00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:47,643
She'll call me tonight and apologize.
Just watch.

541
00:43:54,184 --> 00:44:00,893
She'll come around. Gotta just give her
time and Sidney will come around.

542
00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:16,518
This is Rebecca.
Sidney Prescott, please.

543
00:44:16,601 --> 00:44:19,809
I'm handling Miss Prescott's calls and
appearances. May I take a message?

544
00:44:20,018 --> 00:44:22,809
You are the message.

545
00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:29,309
Are you writing this down?
Yes, I am.

546
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,059
It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.

547
00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:38,476
If you could just hang on one second.
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.

548
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:49,643
You know, Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.

549
00:44:49,934 --> 00:44:56,143
Sounds like you're in a parking garage.
A dark and deserted parking garage.

550
00:44:58,143 --> 00:45:01,601
But if you want to be in the hospital,
I'd be happy to put you there.

551
00:45:01,726 --> 00:45:03,643
In the fucking morgue!

552
00:45:24,851 --> 00:45:25,893
No!

553
00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:51,476
Help!

554
00:45:52,101 --> 00:45:54,059
Help! Help me!

555
00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:12,018
Cut and run, you fucking bastard!

556
00:47:20,768 --> 00:47:23,684
This is an ongoing investigation,

557
00:47:23,768 --> 00:47:27,559
and rest assured
we're pursuing a number of leads.

558
00:47:27,768 --> 00:47:32,309
The less I say about that, the better.
So, in taking questions...

559
00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:34,726
Sir!
Dewey!

560
00:47:34,809 --> 00:47:38,601
Gale? Any comment on the fact
that these killings seem to resemble

561
00:47:38,684 --> 00:47:43,226
the pattern of the original
Woodsboro Murders? Hon? Later.

562
00:47:45,643 --> 00:47:47,684
As I was saying

563
00:47:47,768 --> 00:47:52,143
my officers are hard at work, and we
just want the community to know

564
00:47:52,226 --> 00:47:56,726
that we are very close to bringing
this whole situation under control...

565
00:48:01,768 --> 00:48:06,476
Oh, shit!
Get up to the top of the structure! Go, go!

566
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:09,559
Everyone back! Stay back!
All right, nobody move!

567
00:48:09,643 --> 00:48:12,476
Listen, I want a man on each stairwell.

568
00:48:20,518 --> 00:48:24,809
It's all under control, huh, Sheriff?
What am I supposed to say?

569
00:48:24,893 --> 00:48:27,309
Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform,

570
00:48:27,393 --> 00:48:30,393
but I happen to have a lead
and you don't.

571
00:48:30,893 --> 00:48:34,643
So let me know when you're back
on Team Gale.

572
00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:37,768
Move it, amateurs!

573
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:51,184
Okay, Cinema Club.
We are now in session. Welcome.

574
00:48:51,393 --> 00:48:52,827
Tell you a little bit about ourselves.

575
00:48:52,851 --> 00:48:56,059
We are a sanctioned
after-school activity

576
00:48:56,143 --> 00:49:00,059
one rung below the Glee Club,
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.

577
00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:03,809
And let me say just to our guest,
Sidney Prescott

578
00:49:04,643 --> 00:49:06,476
it's an hon our.

579
00:49:09,101 --> 00:49:13,351
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget
Linda Blair, I mean, this is the ultimate.

580
00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:16,101
Thanks.
I guess. Um...

581
00:49:16,184 --> 00:49:20,351
This? You film your entire high school
experience and what, post it on the net?

582
00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,184
Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid.

583
00:49:22,268 --> 00:49:26,684
It's kind of the one component
the killer's missing. What do you mean?

584
00:49:27,143 --> 00:49:31,393
Well, you wanna be the new-new version.
The killer should be filming the murders.

585
00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:34,393
Yeah, it's like the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.

586
00:49:34,476 --> 00:49:36,910
I mean, you film them all real time,
and then before you get caught

587
00:49:36,934 --> 00:49:41,226
you upload them into cyberspace.
Making your art as immortal as you.

588
00:49:41,601 --> 00:49:46,059
Not to implicate him.
Who do you think is behind the murders?

589
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,351
Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly.

590
00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:52,059
Working on less of a shriekquel
and more of a scream-make.

591
00:49:52,143 --> 00:49:55,101
Copyrighted terms, by the way.
'Cause all there are now are remakes.

592
00:49:55,184 --> 00:49:56,893
Only horror the studios green-light.

593
00:49:56,976 --> 00:49:59,809
I mean, there are still rules,
but the rules have changed.

594
00:49:59,893 --> 00:50:01,601
The unexpected is the new cliche.

595
00:50:01,726 --> 00:50:04,518
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off

596
00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:06,726
dial up some flashy music-video
direction,

597
00:50:06,809 --> 00:50:08,809
and the kills gotta be way more
extreme.

598
00:50:08,893 --> 00:50:11,559
Modern audiences get savvy
to the rules of the originals,

599
00:50:11,768 --> 00:50:13,809
so the reversals become
the new standard.

600
00:50:13,893 --> 00:50:17,518
In fact, the only sure-fire way
to survive a modern horror movie?

601
00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,934
You pretty much have to be gay.

602
00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:26,143
So why are you so sure that the killer's
working by the rules of a horror remake?

603
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:28,393
The original Stab structure
is pretty apparent.

604
00:50:28,476 --> 00:50:30,744
Yeah, two kids killed in a house when
their parents are away...

605
00:50:30,768 --> 00:50:33,393
And then the school's hot chick savaged
beyond recognition.

606
00:50:33,476 --> 00:50:36,476
We all know where it goes from there.
A party.

607
00:50:36,726 --> 00:50:38,893
Exactly. A party.

608
00:50:39,226 --> 00:50:41,476
Guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath.

609
00:50:41,559 --> 00:50:44,643
Fingers crossed on some nudity
for a change.

610
00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:48,934
Okay, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?

611
00:50:49,018 --> 00:50:53,184
Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.
Staba-Thon?

612
00:50:53,268 --> 00:50:57,601
It's a movie marathon. All seven Stabs
back-to-back. We do it every year.

613
00:50:57,684 --> 00:50:59,684
And it's tonight?

614
00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:03,143
There's a killer out there patterning his
murders after the original movie.

615
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,476
I know. It's pretty wild.
Well, you have to call it off.

616
00:51:06,559 --> 00:51:08,559
Okay, I mean, it's Friday.

617
00:51:08,643 --> 00:51:11,393
I'm sure we're not the only party
that's going on in Woodsboro.

618
00:51:11,518 --> 00:51:14,351
So where is this circle jerk
gonna take place?

619
00:51:14,434 --> 00:51:18,018
So who's ready for this QandA?
No, no. I really want the location.

620
00:51:18,101 --> 00:51:22,768
You know, it's kind of an underground
thing. E-Mail invites, pretty secret.

621
00:51:22,851 --> 00:51:29,018
What, you're not gonna tell me? Really?
We're working together. Remember?

622
00:51:30,268 --> 00:51:34,309
So are you ready for that QandA?
Fuck you. Let's go.

623
00:51:37,934 --> 00:51:39,601
That was awesome.

624
00:51:42,268 --> 00:51:44,893
I feel like I'm under house arrest.

625
00:51:59,934 --> 00:52:03,226
You know when people say,
"I know how you feel,"

626
00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:07,077
but you know they're just saying that
because they really have

627
00:52:07,101 --> 00:52:10,559
no frigging idea how you feel?

628
00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:14,893
I know how you feel.

629
00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:21,184
I'm so sorry about Olivia.

630
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:28,476
I'm sorry about your publicist.

631
00:52:32,393 --> 00:52:37,393
How do you handle it?
People staring at you all the time?

632
00:52:37,768 --> 00:52:40,059
People stare at me?

633
00:52:41,476 --> 00:52:44,226
I could never handle that kind of
attention. I just

634
00:52:44,393 --> 00:52:47,226
feel
like it would take over your whole life.

635
00:52:52,309 --> 00:52:54,268
What I do is I

636
00:52:54,851 --> 00:52:57,976
try not to think about me.

637
00:52:59,684 --> 00:53:03,601
I have people I care about
and I focus on them.

638
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:07,518
And the rest, it works out.

639
00:53:10,434 --> 00:53:13,184
You saved my life last night.

640
00:53:13,268 --> 00:53:16,684
I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.

641
00:53:17,309 --> 00:53:20,143
It makes me wonder, you know, if

642
00:53:20,226 --> 00:53:22,726
I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.

643
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:27,601
I really hope you
never have to find that out.

644
00:53:30,643 --> 00:53:34,726
Well, if you need me, you know where
to find me. I'll be up in my cell.

645
00:53:34,809 --> 00:53:37,351
Or, I mean, my room.

646
00:54:01,143 --> 00:54:06,934
Her room's all boarded up. That's
the view from my cell. It's really weird.

647
00:54:07,643 --> 00:54:11,684
I think Olivia would understand, okay?
She'd want me to be around other people.

648
00:54:11,768 --> 00:54:16,434
Holy shit. Even if I did just crash-land
on Planet Dork.

649
00:54:17,768 --> 00:54:20,559
Speaking of which, Trevor's here.
Hey, Kirby.

650
00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:24,018
What is he doing there? That is so
not his scene. . I have no idea.

651
00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:26,976
Maybe he thought you would be here.
Yeah, fat chance.

652
00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:31,476
After what happened last night? I mean,
my mom is just completely freaked out.

653
00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:32,684
All right, look.

654
00:54:32,768 --> 00:54:35,488
You go do your "good girl" thing
and I will drink for the both of us.

655
00:54:35,559 --> 00:54:39,018
I will keep you posted.
All right. Be safe.

656
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:25,684
Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!

657
00:55:28,351 --> 00:55:31,518
Thank you! Thank you!
Gracias, gracias.

658
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:36,476
Cinema Club thanks you for coming out
for our third annual Stab-a-thon!

659
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:38,809
Safety in numbers, my friends!
Safety in numbers!

660
00:55:38,893 --> 00:55:42,893
Who's ready to drink every time someone
can't get a cell phone signal? Yeah!

661
00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:45,327
Who's ready to drink every time someone
shuts the refrigerator door,

662
00:55:45,351 --> 00:55:48,851
and, oh, my God, there's a harmless
character right behind it?

663
00:55:50,268 --> 00:55:54,309
Who's ready to drink every time
someone screams the word... No!

664
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:57,476
Let's get this Stab-a-thon started!

665
00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:58,559
Yes.

666
00:57:05,268 --> 00:57:08,101
Oh, yeah.
Back on my game.

667
00:57:09,309 --> 00:57:12,851
Perfect.
New work-in-progress, chapter one.

668
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:15,809
When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years

669
00:57:15,893 --> 00:57:19,893
dreamed that I would
again play the critical role

670
00:57:19,976 --> 00:57:22,976
in solving another series of these...

671
00:57:30,976 --> 00:57:32,309
What the hell?

672
00:57:55,434 --> 00:57:59,309
Gale, where are you?
I followed the kids to the Staba-thon.

673
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:02,434
There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.

674
00:58:02,518 --> 00:58:04,476
Listen, I've got it under surveillance,
but

675
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:06,851
I think the killer's about
to make his move!

676
00:58:06,934 --> 00:58:09,101
What makes you so sure?

677
00:58:09,351 --> 00:58:12,643
You do a remake to out-do the original,
that's what the kids said.

678
00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:17,684
This party is all about the Stab movies.
Come on! How meta can you get?

679
00:58:17,768 --> 00:58:21,476
How "what-a" can you get?
I don't know. I heard them say it.

680
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:24,643
Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here!

681
00:58:24,726 --> 00:58:28,059
Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story. It's a win-win.

682
00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:33,434
Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
Oh, are you serious? Come on!

683
00:58:33,809 --> 00:58:38,518
Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me.
I gotta fix my equipment.

684
00:58:38,976 --> 00:58:40,018
Gale!

685
00:58:42,726 --> 00:58:43,768
Shit.

686
00:58:59,059 --> 00:59:05,643
Bravo. Very well done.
I'm very impressed. I mean, kind of.

687
00:59:06,518 --> 00:59:07,768
That will do.
Yeah.

688
00:59:07,851 --> 00:59:10,476
Yeah, she wants me.
Yeah.

689
00:59:27,976 --> 00:59:30,143
Hello?
Hello.

690
00:59:31,226 --> 00:59:34,351
Who is this?
Were you expecting somebody?

691
00:59:34,434 --> 00:59:35,726
No.

692
00:59:42,768 --> 00:59:46,268
You know, I don't even know you...
and I dislike you already.

693
00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:50,393
Hicks, how far are you from Fort Dillon
Road? Five minutes at the most, sir.

694
00:59:50,476 --> 00:59:52,143
Well, step on it.

695
01:00:40,226 --> 01:00:42,768
Gale!
Gale, behind you!

696
01:00:59,434 --> 01:01:00,643
Gale!

697
01:01:15,768 --> 01:01:16,809
Freeze!

698
01:01:30,309 --> 01:01:32,559
Get out of the way, you morons!

699
01:01:37,601 --> 01:01:38,643
Gale.

700
01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:45,434
Okay, put pressure on that.
Did you catch him?

701
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,643
No.
Hopefully your cameras got something.

702
01:01:48,893 --> 01:01:51,351
They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
What?

703
01:01:51,434 --> 01:01:55,393
There was a webcam hidden up there.
It was watching me.

704
01:01:55,601 --> 01:01:58,726
A webcam?
He's recording the murders.

705
01:01:58,809 --> 01:02:01,768
What?
This time

706
01:02:01,851 --> 01:02:04,184
he's making the movie.

707
01:02:08,059 --> 01:02:12,143
Sidney Prescott detail, man.
I don't like it.

708
01:02:12,851 --> 01:02:16,184
The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.

709
01:02:16,309 --> 01:02:19,226
What are you talking about?
It's a movie cop rule.

710
01:02:19,309 --> 01:02:22,768
It sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.

711
01:02:22,851 --> 01:02:26,851
Not all cops die in movies.
No, but

712
01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:29,893
if it's your last day before
retirement, you do.

713
01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:33,059
If you're a rookie and just found out your
wife is pregnant, you do.

714
01:02:34,143 --> 01:02:37,059
Or if your partner is better looking than
you, you do. And by the way

715
01:02:37,143 --> 01:02:39,351
I win that one.

716
01:02:40,393 --> 01:02:44,184
You know what, I'll take the next
perimeter. I'll be right back.

717
01:02:45,601 --> 01:02:47,226
Shit.

718
01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:50,143
I know this one. You're not
supposed to say that, are you?

719
01:02:50,226 --> 01:02:51,559
New decade, new rules.

720
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:54,393
You know, these days
you might come back, find me dead.

721
01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:57,726
Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out.
Could go either way.

722
01:02:57,809 --> 01:03:00,059
I gotta learn this shit.

723
01:03:00,351 --> 01:03:02,434
I'll take this one.

724
01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:05,268
Hey, Hoss.

725
01:03:06,476 --> 01:03:09,893
Be careful.
I'm always careful.

726
01:03:13,018 --> 01:03:15,018
Dead man walking.

727
01:04:04,809 --> 01:04:08,851
Perkins, was there a window open
on your last perimeter check?

728
01:04:10,809 --> 01:04:13,393
Perkins, come in, over.

729
01:04:43,101 --> 01:04:44,768
Anthony?

730
01:04:45,893 --> 01:04:48,059
Perkins?

731
01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:51,184
Fuck!

732
01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:53,393
Damn it.

733
01:04:53,476 --> 01:04:56,643
You should've seen
the look on your face, rookie.

734
01:04:58,309 --> 01:05:00,976
Hoss!
What the fuck?

735
01:05:02,434 --> 01:05:04,518
Oh, shit.

736
01:05:31,976 --> 01:05:34,351
Fuck Bruce Willis.

737
01:06:02,434 --> 01:06:07,101
Sorry! The wind chimes were over here.
It was me. I was trying to fix them.

738
01:06:07,184 --> 01:06:08,518
Sorry.

739
01:06:09,643 --> 01:06:13,101
Just back from the store.
You're shopping?

740
01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:18,851
My stress buster. I've got one more bag
in the car. I'll be right back.

741
01:06:43,476 --> 01:06:46,018
Jill? You gonna get that?

742
01:06:49,226 --> 01:06:52,934
Roberts residence.
You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?

743
01:06:53,018 --> 01:06:56,143
Your one and only skill.
You survive.

744
01:06:56,393 --> 01:06:58,726
Well, I have one question for you.

745
01:06:58,809 --> 01:07:01,393
What good's it to be a survivor in this
little drama

746
01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:03,851
if everyone close to you is dead?

747
01:07:03,934 --> 01:07:06,518
Who are you?
Turn on the TV to channel six.

748
01:07:06,601 --> 01:07:11,393
Who the fuck are you?
Turn it on. Watch the teaser.

749
01:07:12,184 --> 01:07:13,824
But it nearly turned deadly tonight

750
01:07:13,893 --> 01:07:15,494
with the latest victims
of these attacks

751
01:07:15,518 --> 01:07:19,018
being the wife of the Woodsboro
sheriff, Gale Riley...

752
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:20,893
AKA Gale Weathers

753
01:07:20,976 --> 01:07:23,268
who's in serious condition tonight
after being stabbed.

754
01:07:23,393 --> 01:07:27,601
Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identical...

755
01:07:27,726 --> 01:07:30,351
Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?

756
01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:33,101
Why are you doing this?
Friends count.

757
01:07:33,184 --> 01:07:37,684
But it's the family ties that cut deep,
right? Am I right?

758
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:39,768
What do you mean?

759
01:07:39,851 --> 01:07:44,934
The ones you care about most. And what's
closer than family? The bond of blood.

760
01:07:45,018 --> 01:07:47,143
Don't.
You can't save them.

761
01:07:47,226 --> 01:07:50,268
All you can do is watch.

762
01:07:51,351 --> 01:07:52,934
Jill?

763
01:08:04,684 --> 01:08:07,018
Jill: Come pick me up.
Kirby: On my way.

764
01:08:10,934 --> 01:08:12,559
Kate!
Sid?

765
01:08:12,643 --> 01:08:14,726
Jill's not in her room.
Oh, my God!

766
01:08:14,809 --> 01:08:19,226
She's gone to Kirby's. You gotta call
her and get her back here. Okay.

767
01:08:19,434 --> 01:08:21,393
Come on, Jill!
Leave a message!

768
01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:24,309
She's not picking up.
What's going on?

769
01:08:24,393 --> 01:08:26,309
The killer called. He's coming after me.

770
01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:28,309
But he wants my family first.
Oh, God, Jill!

771
01:08:28,393 --> 01:08:31,143
Let's get the cops.
The cops aren't there.

772
01:08:31,226 --> 01:08:33,452
They were there when I first came in,
but they're not there now.

773
01:08:33,476 --> 01:08:35,559
Let's get to Kirby's.

774
01:08:38,809 --> 01:08:40,268
Out the front!

775
01:08:48,351 --> 01:08:51,059
Brace it from the bottom!
Can you?

776
01:08:57,018 --> 01:08:59,059
Let's get out of here!

777
01:08:59,393 --> 01:09:01,184
Kate, come on!

778
01:09:01,601 --> 01:09:03,268
Kate?

779
01:09:13,351 --> 01:09:16,934
Tell Joe, I'm so sorry.

780
01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:49,018
Hicks?
What are you doing?

781
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:51,285
I just saw somebody coming
around the side of the house.

782
01:09:51,309 --> 01:09:54,809
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get them on the radio.

783
01:09:54,893 --> 01:09:59,226
Whose blood is that?
It's Kate's. We were just attacked.

784
01:09:59,309 --> 01:10:01,684
She's dead.
Where is she?

785
01:10:01,768 --> 01:10:02,851
Front door.

786
01:10:02,934 --> 01:10:05,226
Show me.
Okay.

787
01:10:09,018 --> 01:10:10,559
Stay here.

788
01:10:16,393 --> 01:10:20,268
This is Deputy Hicks. I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.

789
01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:23,851
No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
Copy that.

790
01:10:23,934 --> 01:10:25,976
I'm so sorry.

791
01:10:36,518 --> 01:10:41,184
You're gonna be fine, all right?
I swear. No more "on your own."

792
01:10:41,893 --> 01:10:45,018
It's you and me, forever.
One, two, three.

793
01:10:45,518 --> 01:10:46,559
Easy.

794
01:10:48,059 --> 01:10:50,143
Dewey?
Yeah?

795
01:10:51,893 --> 01:10:54,601
Promise me something.
Anything.

796
01:10:55,684 --> 01:11:00,018
Catch that motherfucker.
Absolutely.

797
01:11:00,101 --> 01:11:02,559
I love you.
I love you.

798
01:11:04,434 --> 01:11:07,059
You missed chaos.
Utter chaos.

799
01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:10,226
I can't believe that.
The sheriff's wife, man!

800
01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:12,285
She told us to cancel it and we didn't,
and now this?

801
01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:15,226
What are we supposed to do?
Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.

802
01:11:15,393 --> 01:11:18,476
This is what the re-boots do.
They one-up the original ending.

803
01:11:18,559 --> 01:11:21,434
The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party.
So in the remake...

804
01:11:21,643 --> 01:11:25,976
The party's the false ending. New rules.
Exactly.

805
01:11:26,393 --> 01:11:28,684
Okay, no of fence, guys,
but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.

806
01:11:28,768 --> 01:11:31,184
Nobody cancels my film festival.
Whoa.

807
01:11:31,268 --> 01:11:34,309
I don't wanna watch that,
not after what happened to Olivia.

808
01:11:34,434 --> 01:11:37,684
Come on, it was her favourite.
Wow, Kirby.

809
01:11:37,976 --> 01:11:40,018
You got some classics here.
Yup.

810
01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:42,851
Suspiria, Don't Look Now.
You know it.

811
01:11:42,934 --> 01:11:47,309
I could trivia your ass
under the table, Cinema Boy. Oh, yeah?

812
01:11:47,393 --> 01:11:50,226
Who played Leatherface first?
Gunnar Hansen.

813
01:11:50,309 --> 01:11:53,893
Wow. Did you feel that?

814
01:11:54,184 --> 01:11:57,809
That charge that moved between us
just then? Oh, that was me.

815
01:11:57,893 --> 01:12:01,393
I have powers.
So sexy.

816
01:12:01,684 --> 01:12:04,393
You guys are unbelievable.
You're playing fucking trivia games?

817
01:12:04,476 --> 01:12:06,994
The cops are gonna come for us.
They're gonna shut down my website.

818
01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:09,309
We're so dead!
Yeah. I agree.

819
01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:12,101
Jesus Christ, where'd you come from?
The front door.

820
01:12:12,184 --> 01:12:14,934
By the way, Kirby, with everything
that's going on right now,

821
01:12:15,018 --> 01:12:18,726
you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
Sorry.

822
01:12:19,476 --> 01:12:23,351
And may I ask what the hell
you're doing here? What?

823
01:12:23,684 --> 01:12:25,643
Didn't I find the after-party?

824
01:12:25,726 --> 01:12:30,476
No, you found the anti-party and
it's invitation only. I got an invitation.

825
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:32,559
From Jill.

826
01:12:33,851 --> 01:12:35,976
So, what's the story?

827
01:12:37,101 --> 01:12:40,143
What?
You sent me a text message.

828
01:12:40,226 --> 01:12:42,434
"After-party at Kirby's house."

829
01:12:42,809 --> 01:12:46,934
I mean, it was from your phone.
What do you mean, from my phone?

830
01:12:47,184 --> 01:12:52,268
Where is my phone? I think I left
it in your car. I didn't text him.

831
01:12:52,351 --> 01:12:56,976
I didn't text you.
And I'll prove it.

832
01:12:57,768 --> 01:13:00,184
80, Charlie, Robbie.

833
01:13:00,684 --> 01:13:03,351
How does it feel to be
an accessory to a crime?

834
01:13:03,434 --> 01:13:07,268
I mean, really, Dewey's wife?
My life is over.

835
01:13:07,351 --> 01:13:11,476
So which one of you guys sent me
a text message from Jill's phone?

836
01:13:13,184 --> 01:13:16,309
We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?

837
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,559
Isn't your phone missing?

838
01:13:19,018 --> 01:13:23,809
Got a new one.
Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.

839
01:13:24,893 --> 01:13:27,309
Dewey, it's Hicks.
What's up?

840
01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:32,309
Kate Roberts is dead and Sidney
fled the scene. What?

841
01:13:32,601 --> 01:13:35,976
What happened to Kate?
She was stabbed just like the others.

842
01:13:36,059 --> 01:13:39,018
What about Jill?
No sign of her at all.

843
01:13:39,101 --> 01:13:41,226
Where the hell were Hose and Perkins?

844
01:13:41,309 --> 01:13:45,018
They were found dead in their car two
blocks away.

845
01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:48,643
Multiple stab wounds.
Okay.

846
01:13:49,976 --> 01:13:53,226
I'm on my way.
Yes, sir.

847
01:14:00,143 --> 01:14:02,143
Wrong number.

848
01:14:02,226 --> 01:14:04,434
Who was that?
Nobody.

849
01:14:04,518 --> 01:14:07,934
Did you pick a movie?
Yeah. We're gonna go scary.

850
01:14:08,018 --> 01:14:11,184
Saw 4.
Ugh, I saw that in theatres. It sucks.

851
01:14:11,268 --> 01:14:13,934
It's not scary, it's gross.

852
01:14:38,101 --> 01:14:43,143
Charlie, do you wanna sit
over here next to me? All right.

853
01:14:48,726 --> 01:14:49,893
All right.

854
01:14:50,101 --> 01:14:53,684
Get ready for a Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer extra.

855
01:14:54,184 --> 01:14:56,934
Now tonight, there is a good chance

856
01:14:57,018 --> 01:15:00,518
that Charlie Walker, yes,
my Charlie Walker

857
01:15:00,809 --> 01:15:03,226
may get lucky with a girl.

858
01:15:03,559 --> 01:15:06,559
Now I'm unable to
divulge my exact location

859
01:15:07,018 --> 01:15:08,226
however

860
01:15:08,601 --> 01:15:10,351
suffice it to say

861
01:15:10,434 --> 01:15:15,351
that Woodsboro High may be
in store for some geek history.

862
01:15:15,434 --> 01:15:17,101
We'll see.

863
01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:31,809
Hello?

864
01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:36,768
Who's there?

865
01:15:41,518 --> 01:15:43,601
Oh, my God!

866
01:16:08,184 --> 01:16:10,809
Hey, Charlie?
Yeah?

867
01:16:11,351 --> 01:16:14,518
I'm sorry. I know you're
into the movie and all, but

868
01:16:14,851 --> 01:16:18,893
now would be a really good time
to make a move.

869
01:16:19,476 --> 01:16:22,851
For me to make a move?

870
01:16:25,226 --> 01:16:28,851
Couldn't you make a move?
I just did.

871
01:16:30,101 --> 01:16:32,851
'Cause you're actually pretty cute.

872
01:16:32,934 --> 01:16:36,684
Especially when I'm scared
and lonely,

873
01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,309
and drunk.

874
01:16:41,309 --> 01:16:45,684
Hey, guys, did you see Jill come in?
I didn't see her outside.

875
01:16:46,893 --> 01:16:49,601
Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.

876
01:16:49,684 --> 01:16:53,851
But thank God you're here to protect her
when you can't even find her.

877
01:16:53,934 --> 01:16:58,226
There's nobody out here.
Oh, dude, I love this part of the movie.

878
01:16:59,184 --> 01:17:00,726
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

879
01:17:00,809 --> 01:17:05,184
Just when you think they're all safe and
comfortable in the house...

880
01:17:05,268 --> 01:17:07,976
Ghost face comes in and bam!

881
01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:13,809
Did I just interrupt something right here?

882
01:17:14,643 --> 01:17:17,018
Shut the fuck up!

883
01:17:18,059 --> 01:17:23,601
Who invited you, Trevor?
All right. Clearly not you.

884
01:17:23,934 --> 01:17:27,184
Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs.
Laughing.

885
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:30,059
Get out of my house!

886
01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:39,059
Okay, I'm a little drunk, so
don't blame your internet connection.

887
01:17:39,934 --> 01:17:45,309
Let's see what Charlie's up to, shall we?
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.

888
01:17:45,768 --> 01:17:47,393
Oh, the intrigue of Woodsboro High.

889
01:17:47,476 --> 01:17:50,851
Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?

890
01:18:04,726 --> 01:18:06,393
Oh, man.

891
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:11,143
That's better.

892
01:18:25,393 --> 01:18:29,476
No, you can't! You can't!
There's rules! I'm gay! I'm gay!

893
01:18:30,809 --> 01:18:32,976
I mean, if it helps.

894
01:19:01,018 --> 01:19:04,184
Kirby! I found my phone.
It was up in your room.

895
01:19:04,268 --> 01:19:09,768
There was no text message sent to Trevor.
He is such a liar. Where is he?

896
01:19:10,768 --> 01:19:14,101
What do you mean, where is he?
He just went upstairs looking for you.

897
01:19:14,184 --> 01:19:16,643
He's not upstairs.

898
01:19:17,309 --> 01:19:19,018
Trevor?

899
01:19:21,268 --> 01:19:25,351
Charlie? Robbie?
Maybe they're outside.

900
01:19:26,851 --> 01:19:28,351
Jill!
Sidney!

901
01:19:28,434 --> 01:19:30,684
I'm sorry, I should've told you...
No, it's okay.

902
01:19:30,768 --> 01:19:33,351
I need you to come with me
right now, okay?

903
01:19:41,268 --> 01:19:42,351
Go!

904
01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:50,143
Come on!

905
01:19:53,143 --> 01:19:55,768
The balcony!
There's no other way out?

906
01:19:55,851 --> 01:19:57,559
We can jump!

907
01:19:58,851 --> 01:20:00,893
It's two stories! Where's your cell?

908
01:20:00,976 --> 01:20:02,434
Here.
Get under the bed!

909
01:20:02,518 --> 01:20:03,684
What?
Just do it!

910
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:08,059
And don't make a sound and don't come out
until I come get you, okay? Trust me.

911
01:20:15,351 --> 01:20:19,559
You got it? You're okay?
Jill, run! Keep running, get help!

912
01:20:45,143 --> 01:20:46,226
Hello?
Dewey!

913
01:20:46,393 --> 01:20:49,601
Sidney, where are you?
I'm at Kirby's. The killer is here.

914
01:20:49,684 --> 01:20:52,393
I need your help.
I'm on my way.

915
01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,643
Sidney!

916
01:20:57,059 --> 01:21:02,934
I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
All units, 329 Whispering Lane!

917
01:21:22,809 --> 01:21:25,893
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call
911, but the landline's dead.

918
01:21:25,976 --> 01:21:28,684
Someone smashed the router.
I think I got through on my cell.

919
01:21:28,768 --> 01:21:30,476
Where's Jill?

920
01:21:30,684 --> 01:21:33,101
Oh, God!
Go, go, go!

921
01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:39,768
There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.

922
01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:43,809
I heard you yell to Jill. Did she get away?
I think she's safe.

923
01:21:51,184 --> 01:21:53,934
Kirby, let me in!
Charlie.

924
01:21:56,059 --> 01:21:59,809
No, no, no! I just found Robbie.
This is his blood.

925
01:21:59,893 --> 01:22:03,309
Please! Please! There is someone
else out here! Let me in!

926
01:22:03,393 --> 01:22:06,393
If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.

927
01:22:06,976 --> 01:22:10,476
My God, let me in!
Get away from the door, Charlie.

928
01:22:10,559 --> 01:22:14,268
Kirby, it is me. Please let me in!
Get away from the door, Charlie.

929
01:22:14,351 --> 01:22:16,226
It's me!

930
01:22:17,684 --> 01:22:21,643
I'm sorry, I can't.
What the fuck?

931
01:22:21,726 --> 01:22:23,601
I'm sorry.

932
01:22:23,684 --> 01:22:25,601
Look out!

933
01:22:28,559 --> 01:22:30,726
Oh, no, no, no.

934
01:22:31,768 --> 01:22:32,809
Kirby!

935
01:22:43,434 --> 01:22:46,684
Oh, no, God. Please.
Leave him alone!

936
01:22:47,476 --> 01:22:49,393
Leave him alone!

937
01:22:52,018 --> 01:22:53,934
It's Charlie's phone.

938
01:22:55,393 --> 01:23:00,226
Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight.
Tell Sidney it's all because of her.

939
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:05,393
Or maybe she wants to take his place.
I promise to be quick.

940
01:23:05,476 --> 01:23:07,309
It's him.
Okay, I'm gonna get Jill.

941
01:23:07,393 --> 01:23:11,351
Just keep him on the phone.
I'll be right back, okay?

942
01:23:13,601 --> 01:23:17,434
Let him go, please.
I hear you like horror movies, Kirby.

943
01:23:17,518 --> 01:23:20,143
But do you like them as much as him?

944
01:23:20,226 --> 01:23:23,518
Forget watching Stab.
You get to live it.

945
01:23:23,934 --> 01:23:26,726
No, no, no! He's the expert!
It's not me!

946
01:23:26,809 --> 01:23:29,393
Warm-up question:
Jason's weapon?

947
01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:31,476
It's a machete.

948
01:23:31,643 --> 01:23:34,809
There, you see?
You do know the genre.

949
01:23:34,893 --> 01:23:37,559
Michael Myers?
Butcher knife.

950
01:23:37,643 --> 01:23:40,351
Leatherface?
A chainsaw. Please!

951
01:23:40,476 --> 01:23:43,476
Just ask Sidney if you need some help.
Freddy Krueger?

952
01:23:43,559 --> 01:23:44,601
Razor hands.

953
01:23:44,684 --> 01:23:46,518
Name the movie that started
the slasher craze.

954
01:23:46,601 --> 01:23:50,059
Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last
House on the Left, or Psycho?

955
01:23:50,143 --> 01:23:52,268
Psycho!
None of the above!

956
01:23:52,351 --> 01:23:55,018
Peeping Tom, 1960,
directed by Michael Powell.

957
01:23:55,101 --> 01:23:58,518
First movie to ever put the audience
in the killer's POV.

958
01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:02,143
What? Wait. No, no, no.
Please, just ask me one more question!

959
01:24:02,226 --> 01:24:05,559
Just one more.
All right, Kirby.

960
01:24:05,643 --> 01:24:08,893
Then it's time for your last chance
question.

961
01:24:09,518 --> 01:24:13,559
Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which

962
01:24:13,643 --> 01:24:15,851
Halloween, Texas Chainsaw,

963
01:24:15,934 --> 01:24:19,434
Dawn Of The Dead, The Hills Have Eyes,
Amityville Horror,

964
01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:21,768
Last House On The Left, Friday The 13th,

965
01:24:21,851 --> 01:24:25,809
A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody
Valentine, When A Stranger Calls,

966
01:24:25,893 --> 01:24:30,893
Prom Night, Black Christmas,
House Of Wax, The Fog, Piranha!

967
01:24:31,309 --> 01:24:34,226
It's one of those, right? Right?

968
01:24:41,934 --> 01:24:45,143
I got it right.
I was fucking right!

969
01:24:45,476 --> 01:24:46,934
Jill?

970
01:24:58,768 --> 01:25:01,601
I won, Charlie! I fucking won!

971
01:25:02,476 --> 01:25:05,393
He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.

972
01:25:09,559 --> 01:25:12,309
Almost there. Just hang tight.
Okay.

973
01:25:12,559 --> 01:25:13,934
Okay.

974
01:25:14,059 --> 01:25:15,601
Okay.
Kirby?

975
01:25:15,684 --> 01:25:17,851
Kirby, this is making a move.

976
01:25:20,768 --> 01:25:25,351
Four years of classes together
and you notice me now? Stupid bitch!

977
01:25:25,726 --> 01:25:27,434
It's too late!

978
01:25:29,934 --> 01:25:33,601
I know, I know. It's okay.
Take your time.

979
01:25:33,976 --> 01:25:38,893
Doesn't happen as fast as it
does in the movies, no. Charlie.

980
01:26:05,559 --> 01:26:07,643
Kirby?

981
01:26:11,226 --> 01:26:14,143
You know, you learn a lot when you watch
movies over and over,

982
01:26:14,226 --> 01:26:16,976
and all the plots are about trying to
kill you.

983
01:26:18,018 --> 01:26:20,976
Where's Jill?
You think she's gonna get away?

984
01:26:21,059 --> 01:26:23,309
You think anyone gets away?

985
01:26:33,018 --> 01:26:34,059
Jill.

986
01:26:34,643 --> 01:26:37,809
Hello, Sidney. Surprised?

987
01:26:38,018 --> 01:26:45,268
Watch this. This is the part, my dear
cousin, when the cameras turn off.

988
01:26:49,518 --> 01:26:52,518
Charlie?
Already taken care of.

989
01:26:52,601 --> 01:26:55,226
Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.

990
01:26:55,309 --> 01:26:57,726
Better than Jenny
and Marnie or Olivia even.

991
01:26:57,809 --> 01:27:00,649
Good. We'll cut and upload it later
and make it all traceable to Trevor.

992
01:27:00,726 --> 01:27:02,393
Speaking of which...

993
01:27:05,643 --> 01:27:07,018
Remind you of anything?

994
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:09,643
Please!
Shut up! Dick!

995
01:27:09,726 --> 01:27:11,809
Everything I learned I learned from you.

996
01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,309
You think you had a shitty boyfriend,
Sidney?

997
01:27:14,393 --> 01:27:19,643
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you,
and doesn't even make you famous.

998
01:27:20,976 --> 01:27:25,101
What the fuck, Jill? I loved you!
Shut the fuck up already!

999
01:27:28,184 --> 01:27:32,143
I'm sure those cops want you to have this,
Jill. For your protection.

1000
01:27:34,726 --> 01:27:36,226
Please!

1001
01:27:36,976 --> 01:27:40,309
Please. Shouldn't have killed
all these people, Trev.

1002
01:27:40,476 --> 01:27:42,768
Gone and put it on video even.

1003
01:27:42,851 --> 01:27:44,934
But it means a lot
that you did it for me.

1004
01:27:45,018 --> 01:27:50,559
What the fuck are you talking about?
I am not the girl you cheat on.

1005
01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,893
Fuck!

1006
01:27:55,434 --> 01:27:58,268
I've gone through everything.
We're definitely good on timeline.

1007
01:27:58,351 --> 01:28:00,476
Oh, yeah.
We're perfect.

1008
01:28:00,559 --> 01:28:02,476
No, no, please!

1009
01:28:09,684 --> 01:28:11,184
Ready for Act 3?

1010
01:28:12,184 --> 01:28:14,184
Got it figured out yet, Sidney?

1011
01:28:14,268 --> 01:28:18,559
In keeping with our remake theme
Trevor's this generation's Billy Loomis,

1012
01:28:18,643 --> 01:28:21,809
and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.

1013
01:28:21,893 --> 01:28:25,434
See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.

1014
01:28:25,518 --> 01:28:28,434
But with us they're gonna see it.

1015
01:28:28,518 --> 01:28:32,434
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation.
I mean, people gotta see this shit.

1016
01:28:32,518 --> 01:28:35,268
It's not like anyone reads any more.

1017
01:28:36,976 --> 01:28:41,684
We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.

1018
01:28:42,434 --> 01:28:44,601
Last two teenagers standing.

1019
01:28:45,101 --> 01:28:47,351
This time Randy gets the girl.

1020
01:28:53,018 --> 01:28:56,226
You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.

1021
01:28:56,309 --> 01:28:59,309
I was so believable today, wasn't I?

1022
01:28:59,393 --> 01:29:03,726
I mean, I told so many lies that
I actually started to believe them.

1023
01:29:04,184 --> 01:29:08,226
I really think that I was born for this.
How could you do this?

1024
01:29:10,101 --> 01:29:15,434
Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family? Related to you?

1025
01:29:15,518 --> 01:29:19,268
I mean, all I ever heard was Sidney
this and Sidney that,

1026
01:29:19,351 --> 01:29:25,143
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
You were always just so fucking special!

1027
01:29:25,559 --> 01:29:29,893
Well, now I'm the special one.
You'll slip. They always do.

1028
01:29:30,601 --> 01:29:33,018
Come on, Charlie, let's get on with this.

1029
01:29:35,018 --> 01:29:37,018
You have to be strong.

1030
01:29:37,226 --> 01:29:39,893
And hold still. Okay?
Yeah.

1031
01:29:40,018 --> 01:29:42,518
Yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu.

1032
01:29:43,101 --> 01:29:47,393
Come on, baby, get it up!
Come on! Shoulder me!

1033
01:29:47,476 --> 01:29:49,226
Shoulder me! Shoulder me!
Get it up!

1034
01:29:55,601 --> 01:29:59,601
Not the way we rehearsed it.
You said it, Charlie. Billy and Stu.

1035
01:29:59,684 --> 01:30:01,809
Trevor, and you.

1036
01:30:02,143 --> 01:30:06,726
What the media really loves, baby,
is a sole survivor.

1037
01:30:07,143 --> 01:30:10,976
Just ask you-know-who.
Trevor was your partner.

1038
01:30:11,309 --> 01:30:14,226
But you, you were the idea man.

1039
01:30:24,018 --> 01:30:26,268
Even your friends.

1040
01:30:26,684 --> 01:30:30,351
My friends?
What world are you living in?

1041
01:30:30,434 --> 01:30:34,184
I don't need friends.
I need fans.

1042
01:30:34,809 --> 01:30:36,351
Don't you get it?

1043
01:30:36,601 --> 01:30:39,559
This has never been about killing you.

1044
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:43,101
It's about becoming you.

1045
01:30:43,184 --> 01:30:45,518
I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die,

1046
01:30:45,601 --> 01:30:49,643
no great loss there,
so I could stay true to the original.

1047
01:30:49,726 --> 01:30:54,476
That's sick, right?
Well, sick is the new sane.

1048
01:30:55,393 --> 01:30:58,351
You had your 15 minutes, now I want mine!

1049
01:30:58,976 --> 01:31:04,559
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Go to college? Grad school? Work?

1050
01:31:04,809 --> 01:31:08,726
Look around. We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.

1051
01:31:08,809 --> 01:31:11,768
How do you think people
become famous any more?

1052
01:31:11,851 --> 01:31:15,101
You don't have to achieve anything.

1053
01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:19,643
You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.

1054
01:31:19,726 --> 01:31:23,893
So, you do have to die, Sid.
Those are the rules.

1055
01:31:23,976 --> 01:31:26,518
New movie, new franchise.

1056
01:31:26,601 --> 01:31:30,768
There's only room for one lead, and let's
face it, your ingénue days,

1057
01:31:30,893 --> 01:31:32,184
they're over.

1058
01:31:38,476 --> 01:31:41,184
Don't tell me you didn't know this day
would come.

1059
01:34:23,393 --> 01:34:25,476
Come on, let's move it!

1060
01:34:32,643 --> 01:34:33,726
He's gone.

1061
01:34:34,976 --> 01:34:37,809
Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs.
Yes.

1062
01:34:55,184 --> 01:34:58,601
Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?

1063
01:35:11,476 --> 01:35:14,101
Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?

1064
01:35:21,059 --> 01:35:23,768
It's okay. You gonna be okay.

1065
01:35:25,309 --> 01:35:29,726
Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.

1066
01:35:29,809 --> 01:35:34,809
Trevor, Charlie, they tried to kill me.
And I heard they killed my mom.

1067
01:35:34,934 --> 01:35:37,934
And Robbie and Kirby, too.

1068
01:35:38,434 --> 01:35:41,476
Just lay back. Try to rest.

1069
01:35:42,809 --> 01:35:47,268
Is your wife...?
She's gonna be fine.

1070
01:35:47,434 --> 01:35:49,809
She's recovering.

1071
01:35:50,434 --> 01:35:54,851
If I ever write a book one day,
I'd want her to write it with me.

1072
01:35:54,934 --> 01:35:58,768
We'd be a good team with our
matching wounds and all.

1073
01:36:01,684 --> 01:36:03,976
We're survivors now.

1074
01:36:04,893 --> 01:36:11,143
I just wish Sidney was, too.
Jill, they're not sure yet.

1075
01:36:11,851 --> 01:36:13,809
It's still touch and go.

1076
01:36:14,393 --> 01:36:16,684
But she's in ICU.

1077
01:36:16,893 --> 01:36:20,018
And they think Sidney just might make it.

1078
01:36:20,309 --> 01:36:21,476
What?

1079
01:36:22,143 --> 01:36:27,351
But I saw Trevor kill her.
Look, we don't know yet.

1080
01:36:27,434 --> 01:36:29,684
But she's hanging on.

1081
01:36:32,393 --> 01:36:34,143
I wanna see her.

1082
01:36:34,768 --> 01:36:39,518
She's not awake yet.
And she may not remember anything.

1083
01:36:40,018 --> 01:36:43,559
You'll to help her with that.
All in time.

1084
01:36:44,268 --> 01:36:46,684
Just get some rest now, okay?

1085
01:37:34,726 --> 01:37:37,559
She gonna be okay?
Yeah.

1086
01:37:38,809 --> 01:37:42,643
She's a strong kid.
She's gonna have to be.

1087
01:37:44,101 --> 01:37:46,059
She asked if you were okay.

1088
01:37:46,143 --> 01:37:48,809
She thinks you guys
should write a book together,

1089
01:37:48,893 --> 01:37:53,434
with your matching wounds.
Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?

1090
01:37:56,726 --> 01:37:59,518
How did she know I was, too?

1091
01:38:03,976 --> 01:38:05,059
Dammit!

1092
01:38:11,268 --> 01:38:14,184
You just won't die, will you?

1093
01:38:15,268 --> 01:38:18,476
Who are you?
Michael fucking Myers?

1094
01:38:19,476 --> 01:38:21,351
Yeah, I don't think so.

1095
01:38:26,309 --> 01:38:28,268
Fucking die already!

1096
01:38:51,559 --> 01:38:53,309
How are those stitches?

1097
01:38:58,184 --> 01:39:00,059
Sidney!

1098
01:39:03,268 --> 01:39:07,851
Hicks, get into Sidney's room
and call for back-up! On my way, sir!

1099
01:39:15,684 --> 01:39:17,268
Sid!

1100
01:39:18,101 --> 01:39:19,643
Sid.
Dewey!

1101
01:39:38,268 --> 01:39:40,018
Is this how it's gonna be, Sid?

1102
01:39:40,101 --> 01:39:44,934
The ending of the movie was supposed to be
at the house. I mean, this is just silly.

1103
01:39:45,059 --> 01:39:47,684
Consider this an alternate ending.

1104
01:39:48,809 --> 01:39:51,209
You're never gonna get out of this, Jill.
Of course I will.

1105
01:39:51,309 --> 01:39:52,476
Dewey!

1106
01:39:57,059 --> 01:40:00,184
Okay, okay.
What about the book?

1107
01:40:00,268 --> 01:40:03,184
Looks like I'll just have to write it
myself.

1108
01:40:04,476 --> 01:40:06,518
God damn it!

1109
01:40:07,643 --> 01:40:10,893
Don't even think about shooting,
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.

1110
01:40:10,976 --> 01:40:14,684
You think I won't do it?
Give me your gun!

1111
01:40:15,101 --> 01:40:16,184
Do it!

1112
01:40:16,351 --> 01:40:17,976
You heard her.

1113
01:40:25,976 --> 01:40:29,018
Just had to be the hero, hu?

1114
01:40:29,309 --> 01:40:32,684
Gimme your gun.
Give it to her.

1115
01:40:33,059 --> 01:40:37,476
What are you, deaf?
Give me your gun!

1116
01:40:45,101 --> 01:40:47,101
Now get up.

1117
01:40:48,601 --> 01:40:52,101
Keep your hands over your head.
Don't do anything stupid.

1118
01:40:53,809 --> 01:40:57,101
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
Oh, God.

1119
01:40:58,476 --> 01:41:01,226
Now get up, bitch.
Okay.

1120
01:41:02,268 --> 01:41:03,643
Get up.

1121
01:41:04,309 --> 01:41:05,476
Now!

1122
01:41:07,934 --> 01:41:10,934
She ist not gonna help you.
Come on.

1123
01:41:17,268 --> 01:41:21,226
Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.

1124
01:41:21,518 --> 01:41:22,851
Okay.

1125
01:41:24,143 --> 01:41:27,518
I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.

1126
01:41:27,976 --> 01:41:33,559
Okay. Can I just
have one final word?

1127
01:41:34,226 --> 01:41:36,226
What? "Please"?

1128
01:41:42,559 --> 01:41:44,684
Clear.
Clear?

1129
01:41:44,851 --> 01:41:46,393
Clear.

1130
01:41:51,393 --> 01:41:55,809
You forgot the first rule of remakes,
Jill. Don't fuck with the original.

1131
01:42:00,018 --> 01:42:02,434
Oh, my God, Dewey.

1132
01:42:02,768 --> 01:42:05,351
What hit me?
Don't ask.

1133
01:42:08,184 --> 01:42:09,976
Are you okay?

1134
01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:14,893
She was standing right behind me.

1135
01:42:16,476 --> 01:42:18,768
They always are.

1136
01:42:30,726 --> 01:42:32,559
Oh, God.

1137
01:42:33,268 --> 01:42:35,393
Nice one.

1138
01:42:36,018 --> 01:42:38,434
Hicks? You're alive?

1139
01:42:39,893 --> 01:42:42,476
Wear the vest, save your chest.

1140
01:42:45,143 --> 01:42:48,809
We got two officers down.
Several injuries.

1141
01:42:49,226 --> 01:42:51,226
And a new suspect.

1142
01:42:52,809 --> 01:42:55,809
We need a doctor, god damn it!

1143
01:42:56,309 --> 01:43:00,309
I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.

1144
01:43:02,393 --> 01:43:04,809
We're live at Woodsboro Community
Hospital

1145
01:43:04,893 --> 01:43:08,601
awaiting a first public statement from
Jill Roberts, survivor.

1146
01:43:08,684 --> 01:43:10,809
A survivor of what is now being
called

1147
01:43:10,893 --> 01:43:13,018
the Woodsboro Massacre Re-boot.

1148
01:43:13,101 --> 01:43:16,768
Jill Roberts is her name, a name the whole
world will now know.

1149
01:43:16,851 --> 01:43:18,768
Who single-handedly put a stop

1150
01:43:18,851 --> 01:43:21,934
to this 21st century Woodsboro
killing spree.

1151
01:43:22,226 --> 01:43:23,893
Jill Roberts of Woodsboro

1152
01:43:23,976 --> 01:43:27,059
a girl who's lifted all our spirits
tonight.

1153
01:43:27,143 --> 01:43:31,893
An American hero, right out of the movies.